I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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