Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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