Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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