I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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