R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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