positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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