I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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