Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Did I show you my penis last night?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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