Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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