I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
