theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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