Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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