its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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