He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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