Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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