I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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