And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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