Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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