i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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