I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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