I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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