How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i will never coherently bang her
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
