All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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