Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't think brook has ever known best
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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