sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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