Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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