I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Randomize