I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
