you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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