as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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