My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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