Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Can't talk, ducks in the car
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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