So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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