Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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