More tranny stories later!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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