Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just cut my nipple shaving
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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