Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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