farters have to be the big spoon...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize