How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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