Well apparently he's into motor boating.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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