He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
tell me about the fingering
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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