why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The air was thick with penises
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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