Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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