But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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