I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
They have beer where we have blood.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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