we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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