Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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