I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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