HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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