is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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