windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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