So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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