Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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